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Hey What A Surprise: Roy Moore First Noticed His Wife When She Was A Young Teenager And He Was Definitely Not

Washington (CNN)Alabama Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore, who has been accused of pursuing romantic relationships with teenagers while in his 30s, said he first noticed his future wife eight years before he formally met her -- when she would have been as young as 15 years old.

Moore was 38 when he married Kayla Kisor, who was 24.
In a videotaped interview published July 30, he recalled when he saw then-Kisor at a dance recital.
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COME ON ROY. DROP OUT! ENOUGH’S ENOUGH. IT’S TIME TO WRAP THIS THING UP; THROW IN THE TOWEL.

At this point, there isn’t a single person in the fucking world who hasn’t heard about the allegations surrounding Roy Moore. And honestly, I don’t have much to say here other beyond what I’ve already written throughout the past week. But I will say this: it’s already pretty fucking weird (understatement of the year) to say that you first noticed your wife when she was fifteen years old and you were in your late twenties. To say that and be facing allegations of sexual assault with young girls is, I don’t know, condemning.

Did nobody notice this was weird when he said it IN JULY? Just seems like that would be something that would catch somebody’s eye is all. But hey, at this point I’m losing rapid faith in any sense of Alabama judgment. And look, I know that’s not fair. I know you have smart people in you, Alabama. But this makes you look not smart. This makes you look backwards. This makes you look really fucking dumb.

So please, Roy, drop out for love all that is holy. Drop out because you seem like you’re a massive dick. Drop out because, I promise you (as I have promised you) that the worst is yet to come. Drop out because it’s what any sensible person would do.

P.S. I can’t stop blogging about you.