GLASTONBURY, CT (WFSB) - An intoxicated woman from Glastonbury badly beat a small dog, according to police.

Lindsay Anderson, 25, faces a cruelty to animal charge.

Police said they responded to 75 Sherman Rd. in Glastonbury on Nov. 14 around 8:50 p.m.

The report was that there was a drunk woman who was abusing a dog.

When police arrived, they said they found the chihuahua with a swollen eye, a laceration to its sternum and severe bruising throughout its entire underbelly and joints.

More about what at terrible person Lindsay Anderson is here!

Some people write blogs for glory. I write blogs to call people who beat up Chihuahuas cowards.

Abuse of a dog on any level is terrible, but this is by far the worst. It’s one thing to beat up an average size dog, but a Chihuahua?! A Chihuahua is basically a test tube animal. They would not exist without genetic engineering. They’re just the purest definition of bottom of the food chain; no way that species survives without a sweater, pee pad, and automatic feeder. You can’t beat up a Chihuahua! You just can’t. I am unable to wrap my mind around the cruelty it takes to act on that urge. Are Chihuahuas annoying as all fuck? I would say yes. But beating one up is like beating up a baby, maybe even worse! Maybe it's because owning a Chihuahua is basically just owning a barking baby, but still, go to hell, abuser! Just fuck you, Lindsay Anderson, you Connecticut Muffin you. This is just a soft move by a soft, soft state. Of course the abusing Chihuahua owner is from Connecticut, Chihuahuas are basically the state animal.

I feel like if you buy a Chihuahua, you sign a social contract that says you’re aware of how frustrating Chihuahuas are, and you accept that nothing can be done about it. I know you can’t beat up any dog, but you especially can’t beat up small dog. It’s the most cowardly move of all time. With a normal sized dog, there’s at least a possibility you get bit. When we hear about dog abuse, we all hold on to the possibility that the owner will get eaten in his or her sleep. But that’s just not happening with small dogs. You’ve erased any possibility of retribution by the animal, and that’s just not right!

I was upset when I read this article, and now I’m downright flustered.

You should be forced to live in the woods if you do this. You don’t deserve society’s protection any more. So take Lindsay Anderson of Glastonbury, CT, and ship her out to the Tundra. You’ve abused your status as a dog owner, and earned your status of castaway pariah.