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Amazon Driver Shits In The Middle Of The Street

NY Daily News- A family in California was left in shock after they discovered an Amazon delivery driver left a disgusting package outside their home on Tuesday. The unidentified woman, who is a contracted driver for Amazon, was caught on Nemy Bautista's surveillance camera squatting at the driveway of his Sacramento County home and pooping into a gutter.

The driver tried to hide behind the passenger's side door of the U-Haul truck she was driving, but the act was all caught on camera.

Full article here.

This is not great. Not a site you want to see by any means. But also as far as shitting in public goes, is in the gutter that bad? When you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Sometimes the left over gyoza from a couple nights ago doesn't sit as well as you hoped it would, and suddenly your 5:30 PM shit break turns into a 2PM emergency. At this point you're out of options. You can't ask someone to use their bathrooms because while that would have worked in the 90's, in 2017 that's liable to get you shot. Shitting on someone's lawn is downright disrespectful, and if you shit in the truck and you can kiss your job goodbye. Of course, since our pooper was caught in the act on camera, they're liable to lose their job anyway.

When it comes down to it nobody wants to shit behind a car door into a gutter, but we all would in a second. Sometimes necessity demands what society won't permit. This is the definition of between a rock and hard place, except of course, for the guy who actually got his arm stuck between a rock and hard place. Regardless, pour one out for our driver tonight and don't think the same thing can't happen to you.