BROWN COUNTY, Ind. --  A customer at a Brown County hotel said she was charged $350 and threatened with legal action after leaving a negative review about her experience. Between September 2015 and November 2016, Abbey Inn had a policy in place that allowed them to charge customers $350 for negative reviews, according to the lawsuit.

“It was a nightmare,” said Arthur. “The room was unkempt, and it looked like it hadn’t been cleaned since the last people stayed there. We checked the sheets and I found hairs and dirt.”

Arthur said the room also smelled like sewage, the water pressure was lacking and the air conditioner didn’t work.

“We didn’t see anybody we could talk with, so I decided to call the number that goes to the front desk and it automatically went to a lawyer’s or something weird like that,” said Arthur. “I actually had to clean the room myself.”

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What an INSANE idea for a hotel. Just basically popping up a building in the middle of nowhere, and not putting anyone on site to maintain it. That’s a crazy move in the first place. Now, on top of that, add the fact that you’re going to charge people $350 dollars if they write a negative review about you. WHAT? Are you off your fucking rocker? You basically design a hotel for negative reviews and then charge people when they write them.

Honestly though, what is this? Is this hotel just a shell company for an insane money laundering operation? If so this is the worst money laundering operation in the fucking world. No hotel has ever not given a fuck as much as this hotel doesn’t give a fuck. You want a clean room? Fuck you! You want your room to not smell like shit? Fuck you! You want basic necessities like a concierge? Fuck you! You want to express your opinion about us in a negative, albeit honest fashion? Pay us $350 dollars and then definitely fuck you!

Hm. It’s so crazy I might just love it. This may be brilliant. It’s basically a business model so ridiculous that nobody has ever done it, which really means nobody will see it coming. It's basically "Here's A Hotel Are You Happy Now?" in a way, brand recognizes brand.