MEMPHIS, Tenn. -- A suspect in an attempted robbery at the Wingstop on Union Avenue told police he was an aspiring rapper trying to get the attention of restaurant owner Rick Ross, according to general manager Elma Allen.

Rick Ross has not responded to WREG's requests for comment.

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Hey, look here, Malfoy. You can’t let your dreams be dreams. When you set your sights on something, you better put your nose to the fucking grindstone and go to work, kid. You find whatever it is that you have to do and you do it.

You’ve got to bake a pie for the admission’s supervisor to get off the waiting list? You best get to baking.

You think your best bet is to write to the editor every day until your submission get published? Writing is hard, go and do that shit!

You crunch the numbers and realize that the only way to get Rick Ross’s attention is to rob one of his franchise Wingstops? You rob the fuck out of that thing.

You don’t leave a penny in the fucking cash drawer. Not only that, but you eat every wing, you pour out all the soda on the floor, and you soil all of the napkins. That’s what you do. You show Rick Ross that not only are you a robber, but you’re also the wildest of cards. This is a crime, but if you’ve done the work and have good reason to think that this is your best chance to get noticed… why are you still here? Get to thieving.