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Just Another Day In Florida: Alligator Battles Burmese Python And Life Goes On

COLLIER COUNTY, Fla. - A few golfers in Southwest Florida had more than just water hazards and sand traps to contend with when they hit the links recently.

One of golfers, Richard Nadler, posted on Jan. 12 a cold-blooded battle between a Burmese python and an alligator.

Nadler said the photos were taken on the 10th hole at the The Golf Club at Fiddler's Creek in Collier County.

Pictures show the python tightly wrapped around the alligator, however part of the snake is in the gator's mouth.

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Fucking Florida, man. You’ve got motherfuckers just playing golf as these two PREHISTORIC creatures duke it out on the 9th hole. We’ve got a life and death struggle over here between two predators and folks are just ambling around playing through. Look seeing either one of these creatures dead on a golf course would probably make me shit my pants. But to Floridians, it’s just another day in Florida! Don’t worry about the alligator eating the Burmese python, just worry about what iron you’re using. 

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I tell you, we all know this by now, but no other place in the world has such weird people that are so okay with such weird shit. Anywhere else and they’d shut this place down, but not in florida: we’ve got iguanas falling from trees, stand your ground, and fucking planet earth meets godzilla 8. Welcome to the Sunshine State!