What we’re seeing here is that this curse is even more powerful than we originally expected. The Colin Kaepernick curse is much more powerful than just injuring backup quarterbacks, and of course it is. Did you think that the fates would let a backup quarterback win anything of value? You think that the Vikings were going to make it to the Super Bowl with Case Keenum? No fucking way. You don’t just spite Colin Kaepernick and get away with it, and there will be no feel good stories in the league this year. Don’t forget about the Eagles, they’re not safe either! I told you right off the bat that they should have brought in Kaepernick instead of going back to Foles. Did they listen? Of course not; and now, mark my words, the Eagles are going to walk right into the Super Bowl and get their asses handed to them by Tom Brady.

You don’t have the luxury of being able to blacklist good quarterbacks and beat Tom Brady, you just don’t. You need everything you got! You need the big guns! You want to dismantle Robert Kraft’s dynasty? Their quarterback doesn’t eat strawberries, motherfucker, you better start playing the best of the best. I’m realizing now that not only will the Colin Kaepernick curse tear the ACL’s of all starting quarterbacks, and doom all backups, but also as long as Kaep doesn’t play then Brady will. If you think playing until 40 is impressive, just wait until Brady plays until 100. I’m telling you, not only is it possible, it’s damn near inevitable if Colin Kaepernick stays on the sideline. Everybody is fucked. Everybody: Keenum, Foles, and everybody fucking else except the Patriots, they’re all doomed. They're all doomed forever.