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Cottonwood Heights Politician Makes Huge Statement By Shaving City Logo Into Back Of Head: Also Loves Burning Man: Also Loves Arcade Fire: Also Is Woke

COTTONWOOD HEIGHTS, Utah - A Cottonwood Heights mom and politician is turning heads because of what is on the back of hers.

“I’m a little bit different,” admitted Councilwoman Tali Bruce. “I hope to let the citizens know that I’m not just your average run of the mill politician.”

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Look I’m all for politicians being different. The mold we’ve set so far hasn’t been working out extraordinarily well for us, so hey, keep switching it up! But this, I mean come on. This screams cool parent at an Arcade Fire concert. This is just such a ridiculous move if you’re a council member of Cottonwood Heights, Utah. Let's be honest, this is the second term of mayor for this town, ever; so I don't know if this position really, um, matters.

This is such a  “look I’m a parent but I’m also going to be a cool hip politician” move, and sure everybody who’s old thinks it’s cool, everybody on the PTA loves it, but I don’t think any kids are like, “Dude check out that politician who shaved our city’s logo into the back of her head!” This is just lame. This is try-hard. If you want to be a different politician, do things differently. Don’t pull a cheap stunt like this trying to convince us how sick Burning Man was last year.