MT. PLEASANT, MI (WNEM) -Police say thanks to a tip, they believe they know who urinated on a snack display at a Mt. Pleasant gas station convenience store.

Officials said surveillance video shows the man, wearing a long-sleeved white shirt, walk through the store before unzipping his pants while facing a snack display, and he then appears to relieve himself.

He then appears to zip back up, and brings someone over to the location, and point at the floor.

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How dare you, motherfucker? This isn’t a tree dude; this is sacred ground.  You want to publicly urinate in a gas station? Do it somewhere where nobody’s going to eat, like the fresh fruit section. Nobody stops at a gas station to buy an apple, but everybody stops at a gas station to buy an item from the snack display! Chips, candy, gum, tobacco, and all other types of yummy stuff live here. This is what you look forward to on a road trip. This is where you pick up those late night munchies. This is the oasis in the middle of the desert, and In central Michigan, this is probably the best option you've got in terms of fine dining. This is the sacred burial ground of gas station products! Barring murdering an orphan, this is the meanest thing you could do at any type of rest stop. If you do this you deserve to get haunted. You deserve to get E Coli from every item you eat in a gas station for the rest of your life. You know those salty, delicious hot dogs at 7-11? The next one that goes down your gullet will give you prostate cancer, you no good son of a bitch.

It’s not like this is your typical crazy homeless guy who’s urinating on everybody because it’s what the voices are telling him to. This is a Bean Boots wearing motherfucker! This dude probably got bored on his way home to daddy’s house in Greenwich and decided to watch the world burn. This is the definition of using your powers for evil: what a terrible way to abuse your privilege. What a fucking sicko. I hope you get cast out onto a desert island, you Abercrombie and Fitch model from hell.