Sep 7 Sep 7 Passenger Gets Hot On Flight: Takes Walk On Wing: Gets Banned From Air Travel Forever Keegs
Sep 4 Sep 4 Man Builds Backyard "Nutty-Bar" For Squirrels: And Even Though I Can’t Put A Finger On Why, I Hate Him With My Whole Heart Keegs
Sep 3 Sep 3 Homeless Guy Poses As Teenager To Take School Laptop: A Plan That Was Doomed To Fail Keegs
Sep 3 Sep 3 Airlines Selling Their Meals To "People Who Miss Eating On Airplanes"... Which Is Nobody Keegs
Sep 3 Sep 3 French Nude Bathers On The Beach Told To Leave Because Kids Were Uncomfortable: What The Hell Is Happening Keegs
Aug 31 Aug 31 Little Girl Almost Flown To Moon By Rogue Kite: Is Not Hurt: Raises Some Questions Keegs
Aug 31 Aug 31 Herman Cain Tweets That Coronavirus Isn’t As Deadly As Media Said: After Dying Last Month: From Coronavirus Keegs
Aug 28 Aug 28 Humans Pull Disgusting Leeches Off Dangerous Snapping Turtle’s Revolting Loose Neck Skin: Should Buy Us Some Turtle Good Will Keegs
Aug 28 Aug 28 Kids Broke Into A Petting Zoo To Fuck With The Animals And We're Officially Not Making It To 2021 Keegs
Aug 27 Aug 27 I Missed My Blogs Yesterday Because There Is No Piece Of Furniture So Idiot-Proof That I Don’t Have To Build It Twice Keegs
Aug 21 Aug 21 "Medieval Cruise" Of The Week: Family Breaks Covid Guidelines On Shore, Gets Exiled From Ship Keegs
