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Quick Update: It’s 2020 And We’re Still Standing Too Close To Buffalo

Aug 20

Aug 20 Quick Update: It’s 2020 And We’re Still Standing Too Close To Buffalo

Girl Scout Cookies Putting Out French Toast Flavor, And I'll Hate It So You Don't Have To

Aug 19

Aug 19 Girl Scout Cookies Putting Out French Toast Flavor, And I'll Hate It So You Don't Have To

Tokyo's Installing Some Transparent Public Toilets And I'm A Tad Skeptical

Aug 19

Aug 19 Tokyo's Installing Some Transparent Public Toilets And I'm A Tad Skeptical

Last Remaining Blockbuster Turned Into AirBNB for 3 Nights Only: People Are Just Going To Fuck There

Aug 18

Aug 18 Last Remaining Blockbuster Turned Into AirBNB for 3 Nights Only: People Are Just Going To Fuck There

Did RZA Just Save Ice Cream With This New BOP OF AN ICE CREAM SONG?

Aug 18

Aug 18 Did RZA Just Save Ice Cream With This New BOP OF AN ICE CREAM SONG?

To Whoever Dumped 800 Gallons Of Spoiled Milk Into A River: Please Don’t Do That Again

Aug 14

Aug 14 To Whoever Dumped 800 Gallons Of Spoiled Milk Into A River: Please Don’t Do That Again

Note To Self/ A Certain Congressman From North Carolina: Probably Not A Great Idea To Say Visiting Nazi Landmarks Is On Your “Bucket List”

Aug 14

Aug 14 Note To Self/ A Certain Congressman From North Carolina: Probably Not A Great Idea To Say Visiting Nazi Landmarks Is On Your “Bucket List”

We’ve Got a Turkey Gone Rogue

Aug 14

Aug 14 We’ve Got a Turkey Gone Rogue

CNN Wonders Whether Covid Makes Passengers More Unruly: No Fucking Duh CNN!

Aug 13

Aug 13 CNN Wonders Whether Covid Makes Passengers More Unruly: No Fucking Duh CNN!

This Week In “Marijuana Is A Hell Of A Drug” Lady Takes An Edible (Fun) With Adderall (Oh God) And Hallucinates That There’s A Bomb On Her Flight

Aug 12

Aug 12 This Week In “Marijuana Is A Hell Of A Drug” Lady Takes An Edible (Fun) With Adderall (Oh God) And Hallucinates That There’s A Bomb On Her Flight

How Jaded Do You Have To Be To Think Your Wife Is Poisoning You And Your Stepson?..And Be Correct

Aug 12

Aug 12 How Jaded Do You Have To Be To Think Your Wife Is Poisoning You And Your Stepson?..And Be Correct

Woman Finds Python In Laundry Machine: What Does The World Have Against Me?

Aug 11

Aug 11 Woman Finds Python In Laundry Machine: What Does The World Have Against Me?

Big Mystery: Dump Truck Runs Into Highway Sign: I Think I Solved The Mystery

Aug 11

Aug 11 Big Mystery: Dump Truck Runs Into Highway Sign: I Think I Solved The Mystery

People Who Don’t Want To Wear Masks Create ‘The Freedom To Breathe Agency’: Which Means Nothing Because They Made It Up

Aug 11

Aug 11 People Who Don’t Want To Wear Masks Create ‘The Freedom To Breathe Agency’: Which Means Nothing Because They Made It Up

Wild Bear Castrated For Sniffing Woman’s Hair: Seems Harsh

Aug 10

Aug 10 Wild Bear Castrated For Sniffing Woman’s Hair: Seems Harsh

Hasbro Created Doll With Button Under Skirt Which Made It Giggle: Yes It Was Immediately Recalled

Aug 8

Aug 8 Hasbro Created Doll With Button Under Skirt Which Made It Giggle: Yes It Was Immediately Recalled

100 People Brawl At Disneyland Hotel: And It Obviously Started In A Pool

Aug 8

Aug 8 100 People Brawl At Disneyland Hotel: And It Obviously Started In A Pool

Team of Assassins Sent to Canada Annnnnd I Thought That Was Off-Limits

Aug 6

Aug 6 Team of Assassins Sent to Canada Annnnnd I Thought That Was Off-Limits

"Classic" Bank Robbery Prank Likely Leads To Jail Time For Youtubers

Aug 6

Aug 6 "Classic" Bank Robbery Prank Likely Leads To Jail Time For Youtubers

Police Think Guy Has Been Murdered: Turns Out He’s Just Been Living In The Woods For Five Years

Aug 5

Aug 5 Police Think Guy Has Been Murdered: Turns Out He’s Just Been Living In The Woods For Five Years