Soccer Fans Banned for Life Because They THREW THEIR PEE AT SOMEONE
Tottenham Hotspur have banned two fans for life after they threw urine at West Ham United supporters during the Hammers' 3-2 Carabao Cup win at Wembley on Wednesday.
Sky Sports News confirmed the decision from the north London club on Monday:
In the aftermath of West Ham's surprising comeback victory against a derby rival, a video emerged on social media showing the incident involving two men, one who appeared to urinate in a plastic cup before another threw it towards opposition fans.
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Wow! Just wow! the crazy thing is that throwing urine is SO much more insulting than just peeing on someone! First you have to collect the urine! That’s usually not fun/ nobody I know likes collecting urine. You never walk into the doctor’s office and ask for a lollipop and one of those pee cups to fill up. Next you have to transfer the urine!! That’s also not a fun part, usually because it’s warm and gross! And then, ONLY THEN, comes the throwing part! So many steps before you finally get to throw it!
I sometimes find it hard to motivate myself to even walk to the bathroom to pee, let alone the effort it would take to collect and correctly package the pee.
I’m also ashamed of my pee. Every time I give a sample at the doctor’s I spend a considerable amount of time trying to cover as much of the bottle with the label as I can. I do realize that the label is the same size every time so there’s really no point in the changing the angle of how it’s stuck on the urine bottle, but I’ll never stop trying. What’s the definition of insanity again?
Oh yeah back to the point, even throwing your SHIT at people takes less effort! You can just shit in your hand and call it a day; peeing takes it to a whole other level- almost exactly like the difference between 1st and 2nd degree murder. I mean basically first thing you know you lose your temper and suddenly you've shit in your hand and you're flinging it at someone. But filling a cup with pee and dumping it upon the masses shows some serious premeditation. Crazy diabolical move by these soccer fans, and a lifetime ban well deserved. I won’t call them bad fans, but I will call them degenerates. Makes me miss the good old days where you could just spit on someone, shout a bunch of nasty things that probably meant you were taking sportsball too seriously, and call it a day.
