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Mueller Jack-O-Lantern Placed Outside of Manafort's Townhouse

(CNN)Former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort is being watched by Justice Department special counsel Robert Mueller in more ways than one.

A jack-o-lantern carved into Mueller's likeness appeared outside Manafort's New York City brownstone on Wednesday as a Halloween fright.
"I was originally was going to do some feminist pumpkin, but I thought that this was such a gift that Mueller was giving us a glimmer of hope," artist Amy Finkel said, referencing to when Mueller filed an indictment against Manafort on Monday. "Mueller deserves that pumpkin."

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Eat that Manafort!

Not only does Mueller own a fucking acre’s worth of property in Manafort’s head- but now he keeps a watchful eye on his manor as well. I love the idea as more of these fucks are INDICTED that more and more of these Mueller pumpkins start popping up all over. Keep those groves stocked, dear farmer friends, I want a Mueller pumpkin for every colluding fuck out there.

So funny, so topical, and Mueller, so hot right now.  Make jack-o-lanterns great again.