Donald is shook. Uhhh no shit you’d like to direct the DOJ’s attention towards Hillary- they’re fuckin’ closing in on you Don!

I just love love love the absolute ridiculousness of Trump saying, (paraphrased) “I’m the President of the United States (brag much Donald?) I really shouldn’t have to tell the DOJ what to do. And I won’t tell the DOJ what to do. But they should be investigating Hilary, and I fired the last head of the FBI, but again I don’t want to get involved in this.”

I also loved “The President reiterated his unhappiness with his Justice Department Friday morning in a series of tweets, saying "everybody is asking" why the DOJ and FBI isn't investigating Clinton and Democrats.”. No Donald, everybody is asking whether you sucked Putin’s dick to win an election.

It’s also now IMPOSSIBLE to read any of Donald Trump’s quotes not in his voice. Nobody in history has ever spoken in a way where it’s so obvious just from looking at the written words EXACTLY how they said them.

At least with all of the Mueller momentum we’ve got right now, it’s easy to look at a soundbite like, “"I am really not involved with the Justice Department. I'd like to let it run itself. But honestly, they should be looking at the Democrats," he said, adding, "A lot of people are disappointed in the Justice Department, including me.”” and laugh.

Because a lot of people hope you go to prison, Don, including me.

We’re whipping up a Mueller Jack-O-Lantern for you as we speak.