They Changed The Recipe To Nutella And The World May End Because Of It
CNN- Fans of Nutella are going absolutely nuts after the brand changed its recipe.
Nutella said in a post on its German Facebook page on Tuesday that it was "fine tuning" its recipe. It said the addition of more powdered milk increased the spread's sugar content.
The brand's U.S. Twitter page also confirmed the recipe had changed.
Why? Why would you do this? The world is on the brink of WWIII, Britain left Europe, our president is orange and bears partial responsibility for said World War, turns out our film industry is full of misogynistic creeps, and NOW you decide to change the recipe to Nutella? You decide to change the ingredients and switch up the flavor of the most beloved spread in the world? I wouldn’t be surprised if Nutella is the only thing holding us together at the seams. And what was the impetus to change it, huh? Were people not happy being happy? You wanted it to be less of a shit brown and more of a muddy brown? Being anywhere near to in charge of Nutella is the biggest freebie in the world; it’s second only to those little plastic things at the end of shoelaces. Your only job is to sit back and let the good stuff sell itself. Your only job is not to change the recipe.
So here’s the deal, folks: I don’t know what happens next. Hold your friends and family close, and your old Nutella closer. Keep your head on a swivel and your bunker stocked, because I don’t know what happens next. All I know is that the world was scary yesterday with the Nutella recipe unaltered, and so it’s downright terrifying today.
