Doctors Find 12 Pounds Of Metal In Man's Stomach

New Delhi (CNN) A man who went to the doctor in India complaining of abdominal pain was found to have nearly 12 pounds of metal objects in his stomach.

Maksood Khan, 28, a rickshaw driver from Satna district in the central state of Madhya Pradesh, was admitted to Sanjay Gandhi Hospital on November 19.

Doctors initially believed he was suffering from food poisoning, until tests revealed the contents of his stomach.

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Ahhhh that’s so much metal! Obviously first and foremost, I’m glad this guy’s family said something to the doctors and I hope he gets the help he needs. Second of all, my god- that’s an impressive amount of metal. I mean I remember that they find all types of shit in sharks’ stomachs, like license plates, trash, people, but this puts sharks to shame! Take a minute to appreciate how much twelve pounds of metal is. That's a South Beach Diet amount of metal!

I’m in shock that this guy could even walk. How do you move around without just popping? You're not dabbling in metal-eating, no, you've fully committed. I can’t imagine how much pain he must have been in. It’s also not like he had a sedentary job; this guy’s a fucking rickshaw driver!

You can’t just be eating whatever you want as a rickshaw driver! I’ve got the stomach of a horse (is that an expression?) and I’d still be worried about shitting my pants on the job! I feel like it’s not the most suitable line of work for somebody with an insane diet. But then again, who am I to judge? If you can pound coins, nails, razor blades, and chains as your pre-workout before hauling some fat ass across the Satna district, then more power to you! If was going to start binge eating metal though, I’d probably choose any other job than professional man drawn carriage.