Cat Attacks Woman And Runs Her Over With Her Own Car
COCOA, Fla. — A Florida woman was run over by her own car after a cat jumped into the vehicle and attacked her.
According to WKMG-TV, the woman was parked in front of a home in Cocoa Friday evening and preparing to drive off when the cat jumped into the vehicle and attacked her.
As the woman attempted to get away from the cat, she forgot the car was in reverse and it ran over her.
Full story here.
Yeah okay I don’t buy this story for a second. You put the car in reverse with the door open, the cat jumps in and attacks you, you take your seatbelt off and leap out of the car, and the car, still in reverse, rolls over you. Hm. Yeah. Not buying that for a second. I'm not a chump.
This cat clearly leapt into the car and tried to kill you. Keys were probably in the ignition. When you decided to flee the devil feline, and thus also the premises of your vehicle, the cat put the car in reverse and tried to finish the job. That’s it. That’s what happened. It makes sense physics-wise, it makes sense time-wise, and it makes sense motive-wise. Sure dogs have done some pretty bad stuff this past week, you know with mauling people, mauling babies, and all of that other mauling, but this is a type of premeditated violence we haven’t seen with canines. How are any of you still arguing for cats over dogs? This cat could have been anybody, that’s how vicious this attack was. Crazy people have committed this exact same crime, in the exact same way, before. This is absurd.
This says everything you need to know about cats. Just when you think you’ve got them figured out, they ambush you in a tight space and then roll over your legs with an automobile. All of this time you thought they were waiting for you in the front window, but really they were just teaching themselves to drive.
