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Christmas Eve Family Argument Over Marijuana Ends With Ear Bitten Off And Dude Headed To Prison

Christmas Eve Family Argument Over Marijuana Ends With Ear Bitten Off And Dude Headed To Prison

Police in Ukiah, California, received a domestic violence call on Christmas Eve and when they got to the scene, they found a man who was missing a chunk of his ear. The victim said a relative had bit it off during an argument that turned physical.

The man and 40-year-old Samuel Paul Galindo, who police say is a family member but did not specify how they’re related, had been drinking together and got into an argument over a “marijuana product,” a press release said.

Galindo reportedly became enraged and forced his relative to the ground, where he shoved his fingers into his eyes. During the struggle, Galindo reportedly told the victim over and over that he was going to kill him, and bit off a portion of his ear, which he later spit out.

The man was able to evade Galindo by locking himself in a vehicle. Galindo reportedly punched the vehicle’s window and threatened again to kill the man.

Police arrested Galindo at the scene without incident and booked him into the county jail. He is charged with mayhem, assault with a dangerous weapon, criminal threats, and violating parole.

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This is not a stereotypical weed argument. What’s to argue here? Do you like edibles or not? Did you smoke my blunt, nephew, or not?  I need to know what was said in this argument that suddenly brought Nephew to the hospital to get his ear sowed back on, and Uncle to prison for violating his parole and trying to murder his blood relative.

I really don’t know what’s to argue over! Either you like weed or you don’t. Either weed makes you feel relaxed or like your feet are made of cement. Either weed makes you feel like you’re one with the earth or like you’re an alien. *throws up hands in exasperation* What are we fighting over?

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This is such a savage argument for weed. Wouldn’t you guys rather duke this out over Super Smash Bros or Mario Kart, and leave the murdering your relatives with your teeth bit to the PCP arguments? I know these guys weren’t high, but the tone of the argument’s supposed to match the topic. It’s been a weird couple of weeks for drugs, man. Seems like yesterday we figured out (and broke the news) that nowadays doing meth makes you want to share, and now we know that arguing about weed will make you want to go all Mike Tyson on Evander Holyfield’s ass.

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I guess if anything, we learn that arguing over ANYTHING with your family can lead to blows and/or death. It doesn't matter if it's politics, religion, weed products, or puppies- if you start that argument, you better be ready to finish it.

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