"New Year's Day Baby Born In The Middle Of I26" Is Not A Full And Accurate Portrayal Of This Insane Story
CHARLESTON, S.C. (WCBD)- Multiple babies were born across the Lowcountry Monday, some of the first babies of 2018. One little girl has a birthday for the books. Her parents told News 2 the whole experience seemed like a scene out of a movie.
Little Anastasia came into the world in a whirlwind. Her parents live in St. George, but planned to deliver the baby at MUSC in downtown Charleston. The baby decided to come about three weeks early, so her parents hit the gas on the interstate to speed up the hour long drive to the hospital.
The baby’s mother, Tiffani Von Glahn, says, “He was going about 90-95 and a police officer came up behind us to pull us over. And he was like, ‘Do you want me to stop?’ And I was like, ‘No don’t you stop’, because I felt her coming.”
Because the car was not pulling over for law enforcement, they switched gears thinking it was a car chase.
Von Glahn says, “I look back and there’s like 20 police cars, and they had the exits blocked off and everything. Eventually it got to where they had to box us in to stop us.”
Von Glahn says, “They ended up putting him in handcuffs, just for safety reasons, because they were saying there are people out there that will fake having a pregnant wife.”
But baby Anastasia couldn’t wait any longer. With the help of police, she was born right there in the center of the interstate.
The baby’s father, Carl Alewine, says, “I’m sitting there, watching her born on the hood of the car, fireworks going off in the background because it’s New Year’s, and then they let me out of handcuffs, and the cops started clapping and congratulating us.”
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"New Year's Day baby born in the middle of I26" Who the fuck wrote this headline? Yes, it’s true, but you’re leaving a whole part of the story out. Let me do it for you: "New Year's Baby Born After High Speed Car Chase." Boom. That’s a fucking headline. Not only is it a fucking headline, it’s true! There’s been no exaggeration! That’s legitimately what happened! How many opportunities do you have like this, mainstream media? For once, you can write a bomb headline that’s not lying, and you whiff. Ridiculous. I’m sorry folks, you deserve better.
Here we have a high speed chase where future-dad is going 95 with the cops right on his tail, while future-mom orders him not to stop. Hollywood, are you listening? This movie is writing itself! We get 20 police cars boxing this bad boy in; and future-dad gets handcuffed while fireworks go off in the background and future-becoming-current-mom gives birth on the hood of a car. You fucks, “baby born in middle of highway” is the headline you think up?
This should be a fireable offense. You know what though? That’s fine, I’ll just do your jobs for you. That’s why I’m around. I’m here to keep the mainstream media honest. I’m here to make sure they’re doing their jobs. And News 2, I’m hirable, just saying. I'll pump these headlines out before you even know the full story:
High Speed Chase Ends In Birth Not Bullets
Proud Dad Gleams In Handcuffs As Wife Gives Birth On Hood Of Car
High Flying Coppers Deliver Justice And Baby
Thelma And Louise Meets Look Who's Talking In New Year's Chase
Welcome To Cell Block C-Section
Yeah there you go, that's some home cooking for you. First five are free but the rest'll cost you. You've got my number.
