Roy Moore, My First Blog Fodder, Is Back!
Washington (CNN)The Jewish lawyer whom Kayla Moore, wife of failed Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore, bragged about knowing is actually a practicing Christian.
Moore declared "one of our attorneys is a Jew" at a December campaign event before the Alabama Senate special election, explaining how her husband is not a bigot.
Turns out, the attorney to whom she was referring is actually a practicing Christian.
Full story here.
Roy, you old son of a bitch you! As many, most, and some of you will remember Roy Moore owns the distinction of being my first ‘blog fodder’. When this fledgling blog had everything but someone to shit on each and every day, Roy Moore stepped up to the plate. Roy Moore may be a terrible human being, but he’s the big swinging dick of blog fodders. Roy has a certain air about him, a certain je ne sais quoi, that drives him to do something idiotic day in and day out. I had feared the worst when Roy Moore lost the Alabama election to Doug “Mr. Jackpots” Jones, that although Alabama had won a senator who was not a criminal, I had lost a blog fodder who was never too far from a headline. You can understand my excitement when my eyes caught an article with his name in it. Believe it or not the “Jew” lawyer that Roy Moore’s wife, Kayla, mentioned back before the election, is actually a practicing Christian!
Now religion is a complicated thing, and Martin Wishnatsky’s case is no different. Martin is a “messianic jew”, the name for a person of the jewish faith who has accepted Christ, and it wouldn’t be fair not to mention that. THAT BEING SAID, Roy and Kayla Moore you guys have got to find a better example! If you’re trying to convince me that you’ve met a jewish person, then I suppose this will do. If you’re trying to convince me that you’re not coupla’ bigots, then this isn’t good enough!
Roy, you fucking idiot, I bet you thought 2018 was gonna be a better one for you, huh. You were leaving behind all of those 2017 things that got you down, you know: the molesting young girls, the being banned from malls, the absurd use of the bible to defend your actions, you know, all that good stuff. But looks like the gifts of 2017 keep on giving, baby! Turns out your one jewish friend doesn’t really practice judaism anymore! Gotta love imagining Wishnatsky’s face when Kayla Moore gave her rousing “One of our attorneys is a Jew” speech, probably just delivered a face palm, muttered, “fuckin’ a”, and said a quick hail mary. In the grand scheme of things, this is pretty minor Roy Moore shit, but boy oh boy it had been too long.
Poor Roy, can’t do anything right. We’re glad to you back, buddy.
