Question: Who The Fuck Is Shooting Deer Full Of Arrows? Answer: Someone In Oregon
(CNN)It's the kind of photo that just stops you in your tracks. It's pictures of deer, walking through a field, with arrows shot through their bodies.
The Oregon State Police put the shocking pics out on its Facebook page, trying to find out who would commit such a horrible act.
Last week officers from the state Department of Fish and Wildlife heard about a deer in southwest Oregon that was walking around with an arrow in its body. The state troopers along with the fish and wildlife officers went to the area, near the town of Shady Cove, to try to find the deer and possibly tranquillize it in order to remove the deer.
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Hey Oregon, have you been following what’s been going on in Florida recently? Yeah they’ve got a million pythons banging each other nonstop and all the rivers are turning red, aka the newest version of the 10 biblical plagues: well all that started because some dumbass started shooting iguanas with arrows, and deer are much cuter than iguanas, so clean your behavior up unless you want mammal revenge to turn Portlandia into a show about hipsters getting eaten by bears.
Floridians are nuts. I say that with almost a little bit of respect. The only reason I think Florida will avoid being overrun by insane wildlife is because it’s full of Floridians, aka people who don’t mind giant snakes and teach their 8 year old kids to spear massive alligators. I don’t mean the people of Oregon any offense, these are the people who survived the Oregon trail after all, but I don’t think there’s any way that you give Florida a run for its money in terms of insanity. You put the people of Oregon in Florida and the population is zero within days.
Again, this is not an insult: who’d want to live in Florida anyway? It’s objectively not a fun place to spend time (remember Miami is not Florida). You guys get to keep your hipsters, good coffee, and the Trailblazers, but you don’t get to get all reckless with animal vengeance tours- you just don’t have what it takes to go head to head with an entire genus of wildlife, not even close.
