Can't ask your students if they vape, bro.

Don't you fucking dare pretend like you wouldn't do the exact same thing.

Don't let anything stand in the way of your dreams, not even six city blocks of flammable housing.

This story has a different outcome if it doesn't take place in Florida. You know it. I know it. These doctors know it.

This seems like something you'd put a kid in, but a dog? That's too much.

You can be a rich douchebag. And you can be a rich douchebag with a beautiful wife. But you can't be a rich douchebag with a hot wife who makes weird hand motions.

I guess, in our own way, we've all retweeted really racist videos!

Show me a 1930's subway car with a ceiling fan and I'll kill myself in front of you.

Someone needs to tell Daniel Day Lewis that acting is just pretending.

The blog where I write "That's a lot of metal!" over and over again.

You may as well remove Bangkok from every map, because in my terrified, bloodshot eyes it's as good as gone.

Impressively terrible reflexes from everybody in The Hague. I watched the video and all I saw I were old dudes, so I guess that makes sense. Old dudes: great sense of justice, very slow reflexes.

The one thing I learned from The Departed is getting caught wearing a wire is the quickest way to get a bullet in the head.

This week of botched sting operations is a reminder that you don't choose the spy life, the spy life chooses you. And the spy life often chooses wrong.

This is pretty convenient if you're a parent looking to cut back on Christmas gifts this year, but truly terrible if you're a reindeer herder who just lost all your best reindeer-mates.

The portrait of a young blogger afraid of losing a beloved food chain.

Dying by Prius as an animal is like being dunked on over and over again by a 5'6 nerd except at the end of it you die.

Here's a show where you learn that mines aren't safe!

I describe a show in which Jon Bernthal gets beat up a lot.