KESHENA, Wis. (WLUK) - Menominee Tribal Police are issuing an urgent warning after they say a bag, filled with meth, was found mixed in with a child's Halloween candy. "It looked like a crystal type substance, subsequently was tested, and confirmed it was methamphetamine," said Ben Warrington, Tribal Emergency Management Coordinator.

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Seems like a pretty drastic escalation in terms of Halloween candy we're handing out these days. Could have gone with weed candy, maybe some prescription pills stuffed in the Reeses, but no we jumped right to meth! What's a kid supposed to do, just pull out his spoon and light up?

I'll be honest, it seems like this was a pretty terrible waste of meth. For as much as I know about the drug (ahem I watched every season of Breaking Bad) seems like a not easy drug to make. And you're just handing that shit out randomly without any instructions, you deserve to get blown up! How's a kid supposed to get hooked if he doesn't even know what he's ingesting? This is a terrible display of responsibility, and an even worse example of branding.

P.S. This is a real "Fuck you!" to all the dentists out there who tell kids not to eat candy on Halloween- no teeth for days!