People Upset that Kindles Don't Work Underwater!

"It's 1 p.m. in the middle of a work day and I am taking a bath."

Yikes, let me cut you off there. You can read the rest of the article here. But the gist of it is that there seems to be some disappointment that the new Kindle touch screen doesn't work well with water.

I'm all for a comfortable lifestyle, but expecting that your Kindle work underwater seems like it might be a bit demanding.

I don’t know guys, I want to be able to text in the rain just like the next person, but I don’t really care if I can swipe right on Bumble underwater or not.

They’ve already given you a device that lets you keep all 1,000 of the books you’ve halfway read on it, the least you can do is keep one goddamn finger dry so you can turn to Chapter 2. You wouldn’t bring a toaster underwater with you, let’s treat our Kindles with the same self-control.

P.S. The desire to read underwater is so ridiculous that I can’t actually formulate my thoughts in a manner organized enough to effectively scathe you. But shame on you, shame shame shame on you.