Party Dances Through Floor And I Can't Believe Nobody Is Dead
Wow. I think people always joke about dancing their way DENTON, Texas -- And this is when "dropping the beat" goes wrong. Crazy video shows a third floor apartment in Denton caving in Saturday night. About 50 people were packed inside for a UNT Homecoming after party jumping up and down and dancing when BOOM! They brought the house down.
People joke about dancing through the floor but has anyone ever actually done it? We danced our way to a saggy floor in college, but never like this. Watch these videos! It’s madness. One second you’re talking to your friend about how this place is “dead anyway” and suddenly your friend and the entire dance floor is gone because the existence of a dance floor first requires the existence of a floor, and the floor is gone, and so is your friend. Also, it didn’t seem like this thing gradually gave way; no, the floor truly fucking collapsed. I know we’re (I'm) joking about it, but it’s so fortunate that nobody was hurt, either from the party or in the apartment below. Just one of those Saturday nights I guess. You know the ones I’m talking about, where first you’re having fun and next thing you know you’ve disappeared in a cloud of dust and sewage.
Let’s talk about the guy, Busari, who throws these parties for a second.
He does deserve a shout out for not being a total dick and starting a go-fund-me to try and help out his lower neighbors with replacing their stuff; because oh boy, did they get fucked in this whole thing. But how about him talking about his preparations for parties, saying, “I notify everybody in advance, because I’m considerate”. Well, yes and no. Yes you are considerate for notifying other people in your building before you throw a party. However, when one of your dance parties is equivalent to a minor demolition, I think “giving a little notice” falls a little short. Once you dance through your floor and into your downstairs neighbor’s living room, you’ve passed the point of decency. You’re now indecent. It all begs the question, what’s worse: not having a floor or not having a roof?
Ok I think it’s pretty obviously a floor; that was a dumb question. Hand up.
