High School Team Stages Epic Comeback By Scoring 3 Final-Minute Touchdowns With Help Of Savant Onside Kicker

If you have any interest in sports at all, this video is a good watch. Basically you’ve got this football team out of Minneapolis that scores three touchdowns in the final minute of the game to win it. Insane. I don’t want to get into the nitty gritty play-calling of it or anything, no, instead I just want to appreciate it. There were some great plays in this final minute, but nothing too out of the ordinary for high school ball, with the exception of our hero, the kicker. This guy puts on his glasses, laces up his soccer cleats, and then proceeds to absolutely NAIL two onside kicks. How do you even do that? He makes all other kickers look like jabronis! While they’re off having strokes trying to figure out how to perfectly pop the ball up: accounting for the wind, temperature, curvature of the earth, etc… this guy is just walking the ball ten yards like it’s a fucking dog! He just yoyos the shit out of the pigskin as his fullback absolutely OBLITERATES the poor guy tasked with catching the ball (is that legal?).

My mind actually can’t comprehend this. Onside kicking in Madden is the hardest thing in the world. You have an equal-to-better chance of recovering it if you close your eyes while you press the buttons. Honestly, your best bet to recover an onside kick in Madden is to find a blind and deaf cat and let it handle the sticks for the play. This raises my other question, how are these guys not onside kicking it every play? If you’ve somehow mastered this technique of dribbling the ball ten yards and leveling anyone in your way, you’ve got to use it every time. If the opposition loads up blockers to stop you, just kick it deep and let poor freshman returner with the oversized helmet try to step your entire coverage unit.

P.S. #21 was honestly probably the hero here, but receivers don’t have any trouble getting laid making out in high school- this kicker earned the right to use tongue!