La Di Da Houses Are Randomly Blowing Up In Baltimore

BALTIMORE (WJZ) — For the second time in two days, an explosion destroyed a Baltimore County home. In Tuesday’s explosion, several other homes were also damaged by the blast, but neighbors say more than anything, they are grateful no one was injured.

We’re lucky to be alive. Just about every homeowner WJZ had a chance to speak with said that after a house explosion in the 7400 block of Remoor Rd. Tuesday afternoon.

Many of them are still unsure on the full extent of the damage done to their homes, though a lot of them are cautiously optimistic.

For the second time in as many days, there were emergency calls in Baltimore County made in response to a house explosion.

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Talk about misleading headlines! "Baltimore Home Explodes Twice In 2 Days" on CNN sure sounds a lot like the same fucking house had blown up twice in two days! I was confused-  because how many times can a house blow up- but also terrified. When a house blows up I just assume that all the stuff that can blow up, has blown up. I just figured that was the thing with explosions, they're not selective. They explode all of the explosive stuff.

Of course, this isn't a relevant topic since it seems that although two different houses have blown up, each one only blew up once. Still, I guess that's also terrifying. Nobody wants houses blowing up to be a thing. "Yeah this is a great neighborhood. Schools are great, folks are nice, and we all pitch in for a potluck on Fourth of July- and yeah, sometimes a house will blow up!"

It also doesn't seem like there's any explanation for why abodes are combusting. That seems strange. Might want to get to the bottom of that sooner rather than later. I mean kudos to the city of Baltimore for finding their brand, but it could use a little finessing. Remember: it's important to have a brand; but it's maybe even more important that that brand isn't houses blowing up at random.

P.S. Seriously though, does anybody know what's going on?? C'mon Baltimore this can't happen!