Carson Wentz Tears ACL: Kaepernick Curse Continues

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: until Colin Kaepernick gets a job in the NFL all quarterbacks are cursed. Any of you none-believers can go ahead living in denial until it happens to you, and don't fret, it will happen to you. I mean here we had Carson Wentz delighting Eagles and fantasy fans alike, putting together a monster season WHILE Colin Kaepernick wins the Muhammad Ali Legacy award WHILST being blackballed by the league, all WHILE waiting for a call from a front office. But that call hasn't come, and another quarterback has fallen to the curse. I know the Eagles are "okAY" with Nick Foles, and so it's not as terrible a loss as Watson was to the Texans- but that doesn't say anything about the curse- the football fates are blind! They don't care what strings they cut so long as they belong to a starting quarterback!

Only people who don't have to believe in this curse are Bears fans: if Trubisky continues to play well he'll tear his ACL regardless of whether Kaepernick finds a team or not. No matter how cursed all starting quarterbacks are right now, we're more cursed.