PHOENIX - A Phoenix dad is accused of putting methamphetamine into a coffee cup as he watched two children drink it.  Phoenix police report that on Thursday morning, they arrested 33-year-old Edgar Flores Avila on child abuse charges. 

They say on November 30, Avila placed meth into a coffee cup and watched as his 2-year-old son and 5-year-old step-daughter drank from the cup. 

The boy immediately turned white and started convulsing. He and the girl were taken to a hospital, and both tested positive for meth. 

Police say the girl reportedly told them she drank the coffee with a straw saying, "it was sour and nasty." 

Full story here.

Sounds like this guy is neither a good father nor a good meth head. There's no one way to be a good dad. There's no one set blue print, and they come in all shapes and sizes.

That being said: I'm pretty sure none of these ways involve putting meth in a coffee cup and watching your kids drink it. I'll give it to you, this is a great way to be a bad dad! Again, there's one way to be a bad dad, no perfect blue print, but this comes pretty close. And hey, it's worth mentioning that this dude's a pretty terrible meth head as well. Your big jobs as a meth head are not blowing yourself up, and not wasting your meth.

And you know what,  call me crazy but I'd qualify this as a waste of meth! These kids don't appreciate it! They just start shaking and think it tastes bad! Between this story and a previous blog about how people were putting meth in Halloween candy, I don't know what it is about meth heads that make them want to just give away drugs but that seems strange! Although makes you wonder whether being a bad meth head makes you a better dad. I think probably not in this case because the reason you're a bad meth head is because you give your kids meth, but maybe next time! Man, my head hurts.

So all of you dad meth heads out there, take note, giving your kids meth is a terrible investment in several ways.