Frozen Iguanas Are Falling From Trees And 2018 Is Shaping Up To Be A Good One Folks
(CNN) There's an iguanocalypse in Florida, or at least that's what it looks like judging from the photos worried Floridians are posting all over social media.
Because of the cold temperatures sweeping the nation, iguanas are dropping out of trees like overripe mangoes, littering the ground in an apparent state of rigor mortis.
One tiny detail, though: They're probably not dead. They are, however, literally frozen.
Full story here.
Today in mother earth is trying to kill us, it’s so cold in florida that iguanas are just falling out of tress frozen. That’s right, the ground in florida is littered with the frozen bodies of iguanas. You looking for oranges so ripe they’ll fall off the tree? Well here are some iguanas, so frozen they also fall off the tree. You thought Pompeii was bad? Wait until you get a load of Miami.
The best part about this is that most of the iguanas are still alive. That’s right, apparently iguanas have this thing where if it gets colder than 45 degrees Fahrenheit they just self-freeze their bodies and wake up when it’s warm. On a quick tangent, that’s insane and iguanas may be the weirdest creatures in the world. Back on point, the best way to react if you see a living, breathing iguana popsicle is just put it in the sunlight. Correct, you should thaw this living creature like it’s a piece of meat, it’s that easy.
Also, looks like earth is totally fine, huh. Just another day with record breaking low temperatures that are freezing animals in their tracks. Totally normal. Nothing to see here.
P.S. This is not funny, wait, no it is.
