Photo Captured Of Creature Roaming Argentina Killing Big Dogs: Is Literally A Monster/Alien
A mysterious “half human, half animal” creature has been caught on camera after it was said to have savaged two dogs.
The beast is reported to have been spotted prowling through the streets of Santa Fe, Argentina.
The photo was taken after it was said to have butchered a German shepherd and a pit bull.
Full story here.
Pitbulls and german shepherds! Those are our two killing dogs! Those are the best dogs we’ve got! I’m not saying that they can’t be nice, but historically, those two have been handpicked to do the brunt of the bad dog things. This alien chupacabra took our toughest canine enforcers and made mincemeat out of them.
Well I tell you what, our best butchering dogs getting butchered aside, we’re fucked because this is just the movie Signs. While it’s not a terrific film, it still owns what I consider to be the scariest reveal of all time. When the kids are huddled in the closet watching the news and you see the alien walk across the screen for the first time- holy shit. That scared the bejeezus out of me. I, to this day, still don’t know why it’s so scary or what cinema magic had to be pulled for it to have that effect on me- but this is it, it is happening again.
What is this thing? This is one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen in my life. Is this fake? Am I being punk’d? I’m now faced with one of two choices: either I add Argentina to the growing list of countries I’ll never travel to because it has one thing I’m afraid of, or I become an alien hunter and try to kill this monstrosity. Yeah, no chance I try and study this thing. I don’t care what secrets it holds - this is a strictly kill mission. Nothing for science. Everything for humanity.
