This Woman’s Revenge On Fat Shamers Makes Her A Goddamn Hero
A woman fat-shamed at a bakery ended up spending $54 buying every single cupcake in the store to get back at the woman who taunted her.
Vega Blossom was waiting in line at her favorite bakery when she overheard an older woman standing behind her say “Let’s hope this fat b***h doesn’t buy all the cupcakes.”
The 19-year-old had originally planned on buying only six cupcakes, but then decided to purchase the shop’s entire stock of 20 to teach the rude onlooker a lesson.
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Sweet, sweet justice! This is the way it’s supposed to be done. If you fat shame someone, you’re a garbage person. If you fat shame someone within earshot, you’re the most garbage person in the world. I’ve already gone on record that I think fat shaming anybody is uncool, even Donald Trump and his psycho fast food order, but cupcakes are even worse. It’s a bakery you shits, everybody there is cheating on their diet. It's supposed to be a happy place. Who says, “Let's hope this fat bitch won't buy all the cupcakes.”? Who says that? THAT'S SO MEAN. I'm not fat and if I'd heard that I would have been convinced that I was obese. What are you supposed to do when you hear that? Cry? I would have cried! I would have left the bakery sobbing, packed up all of my bags and just moved states. Wouldn't have said a word to anybody, just would have faked my death and run like the brave guy I am.
This fucking hero though, she puts fifty four bucks on the counter and buys every goddamn cupcake in the shop. NOT ONLY THAT, but she makes the demon fat shamers hold the door open for her on the way out. Mic drop. Standing applause.
That’s heroism, folks. That’s what it looks like. I love justice, I love cupcakes, but most of all I LOVE spite. It’s a rare thing to see a good combination of heroism and spite, but good god, it is sweet when we do. Wow. A unicorn of an event indeed. There was no better possibility of a response than this. Maybe she could have sat on one of the cupcakes, stomped on them in front of their eyes, or filled them with plastic explosives and fed it to them, but I like to think that a cupcake well enjoyed by anyone who wasn’t those two villains was the best revenge. Burn city. The good guys won and the bad guys got no pastries. That’s pretty good for a Thursday. Also, great excuse to buy all of the cupcakes in the shop. You can't draw it up any better than that.
P.S. Anybody who doesn’t break the bottom of their cupcake off and put it on top, a la a “cupcake sandwich.” hasn’t lived yet, or doesn’t deserve to live.
