Little Square-Bitch-Nerd Computer Won’t Type Out The Word “Cum” On A Graduation Cake
CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) — A South Carolina woman isn’t happy a grocery store censored her honor graduate son’s cake, which was supposed to include the Latin phrase “Summa Cum Laude.”
Cara Koscinski told The Washington Post a cake online from Publix that was supposed to say “Congrats Jacob! Summa Cum Laude class of 2018.”
She says the online message box did not like the word “cum,” the Latin word for “with.” The computer marked it as a naughty word and substituted three hyphens.
Koscinski said she then filled in a box for special instructions, explaining the Latin word and placed the $70 order. Another family member picked up the cake, not knowing what it was supposed to say. It came with the hyphens.
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So, computers are going to take over the world, they’ll control our cars and ignore our commands to not kill pedestrians, but they won’t print the word “cum” on a cake? That’s bullshit. What a place to draw the line! We can run, jump, and give you directions via google maps in our brains, but god forbid we If I pay you money, you print the words i want. I don’t care if it’s “Summa Cum Laude”, “Summa Jizz Laude” or “You shouldn’t have cum in her, Ted!” it’s on the cake. If I want you to spell out “cum” on a cake, you spell it out. Either that or you point me to another cake shop. You don’t censor my cake, you robot prude. No, only I censor my cake.
Also, side note, I fucking HATE when there’s a special instructions box and then whoever’s on the other end of the screen just ignores whatever you put down. Bro, I didn’t spend thirty seconds trying to spell out “please include blue cheese” to only have you send me my wings high and dry. You expect me to believe that you serve wings with no dipping sauce? Fuck you. You’re a liar. If you’re not going to give me a choice, that’s fine, don’t give me a choice. Just don’t waste my time. And, if I want cum spelled in mayonnaise on top of my burger, then get to spellin’.
