The Blog Is Back, Baby

For those of you paying close attention- all has been quiet on the Western blog front for a week or so, that’s because I was driving across the country, you greedy jabronis. That’s right, I was spending college tuitions on gas, avoiding Hepatitis A across the entire Midwest, and murdered no less than one million large insects/small birds with my windshield, all in pursuit of my manifest destiny.

Well now the blog is back, dear greedy reader with your greedy mitts you. You heard me correctly, the guns are raging on the Western blog front once again. Shells are landing everywhere, the dear boys hailing from Oregon to Maine, Niagara Falls to the Alamo, cover their heads from sniper fire and scatter across the trenches and cry for their mothers, and you can’t tell the dead from the living- it’s full blog warfare once again.

My New York roommates may be replacing me with two hamsters named Geraldo and Rivera, I may be having difficulty adjusting to the altitude, have a full grown grizzly polar bear as a neighbor, be a main character in the most bizarre season of hard knocks to date, and may or may not be living in an apartment so dark that I accidentally shit on the floor last night, but this blog is so back it’s whack. We’re out here touching the sky and putting tips to keys once again; I didn’t survive the pizza hut in Ogallala, Nebraska for anything less.