A Blog Delayed: Bulls Rob Lakers Fans Of Tacos Purely Out Of Spite, And Still Effectively Tank

Look, the bulls are bad. The bulls are so fucking bad. This play has so much bad in it- lots of misses, a baseball throw in a half court offense, a backwards three point attempt, and an epic amount of effort. Usually by this time of year I’m so tired of bears football that I’m ecstatic to watch the windy city flyers sneak into the 8 seed and then lose in the first round. Not this year. Bulls are bad and the bears are dead. It’s not that the bulls don’t have good players, it’s just that they’re owned by a bunch of fucking idiots, coached by a fucking idiot, and if they are going to ever be good it’s surely not going to be this year. That being said, this is fun. Sure, it’s spiteful fun, but I’ll take it, I’m desperate. I know I should have higher aspirations for my team but honestly at this point I just want a reason to care. This makes basketball worth watching again. When I’m sad, which again- I am, I like watching other people get sad. I like fans of Lebron James to not get free things. I’d watch Ryan Arcidiacono throw himself into the bleachers to spoil free taco night over Jabari Parker dribbling into traffic a thousand times out of a thousand. Keep this up and I might just buy a jersey.