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Old Woman Shoots At Pesky Kids

Old Woman Shoots At Pesky Kids

Needless to say, but shooting at kids is frowned upon in our society. Doesn’t really matter how pesky those kids are being, but you can’t fire a gun at them. It’s not even a situation where you can say, “You can do anything but fire a gun at those kids,” because that’s also not true. You really can’t do anything to pesky kids. Everything’s off limits, you can’t do shit. The worst you can do is call their parents. This is the quintessential not give a fuck phase of old age- this woman knows she’s on the way out. Look at her, I hate to say it, I really do: but this is not the look of a lady who’s living to a hundred. This is the look of a lady whose book of grudges is full. 

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I don’t condone this behavior at all but who doesn’t understand it. I mean, noisy kids are one thing, but who the fuck gives three children aged 8 to 10 motorcycles? You’re asking for vitriol and spite to be thrown their way. Some of this blame FOR SURE goes on the parents. You can't just hand your kids expensive toys and let them act like dickheads in gun country. No kid deserves to be shot at but I’m not going out on a limb when I say that no kid who owns a motorcycle at 8 years old turns not into an asshole. 

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