Bunch Of Middle Schoolers In Trouble With Parents For Starting A Fight Club: In Trouble With Me For Taking My Generation's Cool Thing
CHULA VISTA, Calif. (KGTV) - Parents in Chula Vista are horrified after finding out that dozens of children are taking part in what is being called an after-school fight club.
Parents said the students then upload fight videos onto a secret Instagram account, seeking internet fame.
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Oh look a bunch of middle school kids beating the shit out of each other in the name of anarchy and maybe trying to go viral. I’m not convinced that these kids are trying to go viral is the main motivation with this stunt, as it could just be a bunch of sexless teenagers having a TOUGH time dealing with the hormones that have recently started ravaging their bodies. However, if they are indeed trying to go viral let me just say this: guys, come up with something more original.
Fight Club came out in 1999, so that’s my generation’s movie. You can have the 5 Avatar movies. You think forming a fight club is anything new? Fellas, every young man for the past 19 years has, at some point in his life, played with the idea of participating in or forming a fight club. You can’t take this from us. Also, Fight Club was never for middle schoolers. We all thought it was, but it wasn’t. Fight Club was for all of those middle schoolers who thought it was for them but then grew up and turned any age between 26-35 and realized that they would, legitimately, form a fight club to escape even the slightest bit from their dull and meager existence. Logically, that life cycle is still very much in motion and so these kids can fuck off. You guys can have it when you turn older than 24, that’s way after you have sex once, think it’s awesome, think it happens all the time, and then realize you won’t have it very often and you suck at it. Welcome to adulthood, and fight club.
