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Girl Becomes Alaskan Fisherman: Finds Worms In Her Eye: I Start My Career Search Over Again

Feb 14

Feb 14 Girl Becomes Alaskan Fisherman: Finds Worms In Her Eye: I Start My Career Search Over Again

Guy Gets Wife Same Gift Every Year For Valentine's Day: Adorable Or Lazy?

Feb 14

Feb 14 Guy Gets Wife Same Gift Every Year For Valentine's Day: Adorable Or Lazy?

People Freaking Out About A Robot That Can Open Doors And I Kind Of Thought They Could Do That Already

Feb 14

Feb 14 People Freaking Out About A Robot That Can Open Doors And I Kind Of Thought They Could Do That Already

Predicting The Most Awkward Thanksgiving Of 2018: House Of Republican Candidate Whose Parents Donated The Greatest Possible Amount To His Opponent

Feb 13

Feb 13 Predicting The Most Awkward Thanksgiving Of 2018: House Of Republican Candidate Whose Parents Donated The Greatest Possible Amount To His Opponent

A Valuable Lesson From The Peter Rabbit Controversy: Don't Tell Your Enemies About Your Allergies

Feb 13

Feb 13 A Valuable Lesson From The Peter Rabbit Controversy: Don't Tell Your Enemies About Your Allergies

This Sappy As Shit Mardi Gras Love Story That Isn’t A Love Story Is Ridiculous: A Word Of Advice From "The Don John" Of Not Talking To Girls At Bars

Feb 13

Feb 13 This Sappy As Shit Mardi Gras Love Story That Isn’t A Love Story Is Ridiculous: A Word Of Advice From "The Don John" Of Not Talking To Girls At Bars

Old Woman Shoots At Pesky Kids

Feb 12

Feb 12 Old Woman Shoots At Pesky Kids

This Blog Is So Sick: It’s Collapsing Under Its Own Sickness

Feb 12

Feb 12 This Blog Is So Sick: It’s Collapsing Under Its Own Sickness

Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep. 11 "Sophie's Hangover"

Feb 12

Feb 12 Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep. 11 "Sophie's Hangover"

Girl Forced To Either Flush Hamster Down Toilet Or Set It Free: Spoiler, She Flushed It

Feb 8

Feb 8 Girl Forced To Either Flush Hamster Down Toilet Or Set It Free: Spoiler, She Flushed It

Isaiah Thomas Gets Traded: Finally Being Treated Like A Short Guy Again

Feb 8

Feb 8 Isaiah Thomas Gets Traded: Finally Being Treated Like A Short Guy Again

Eagles Fans Decorating Their Parents’ Graves Actually Made Me Feel Something Today

Feb 8

Feb 8 Eagles Fans Decorating Their Parents’ Graves Actually Made Me Feel Something Today

In Brilliant Move Girl Scout Sells 300 Boxes Of Cookies Outside Of Weed Dispensary: Some People Are Not Psyched

Feb 7

Feb 7 In Brilliant Move Girl Scout Sells 300 Boxes Of Cookies Outside Of Weed Dispensary: Some People Are Not Psyched

Daycare In Hot Water For Waxing Kids' Unibrows Right Off: Maybe Owed A Thank You

Feb 7

Feb 7 Daycare In Hot Water For Waxing Kids' Unibrows Right Off: Maybe Owed A Thank You

Must-See Video: Corgi Rides Pony Off Into The Night

Feb 7

Feb 7 Must-See Video: Corgi Rides Pony Off Into The Night

Hey Anybody In The GOP Feel Like Opposing The Nazi Running For Congress In Illinois?

Feb 6

Feb 6 Hey Anybody In The GOP Feel Like Opposing The Nazi Running For Congress In Illinois?

If All The Athletes Get Norovirus We Have To Cancel The Olympics, Right?

Feb 6

Feb 6 If All The Athletes Get Norovirus We Have To Cancel The Olympics, Right?

A Tale Of Two Curses: How I Single Handedly Defeated The Patriots And Colin Kaepernick

Feb 6

Feb 6 A Tale Of Two Curses: How I Single Handedly Defeated The Patriots And Colin Kaepernick

Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep. 10 "A Couple Brave Guys"

Feb 5

Feb 5 Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep. 10 "A Couple Brave Guys"

I Have Reached Final(ish) Judgement On The Prince Harry Vs. Ed Sheeran Proposal Debate

Feb 2

Feb 2 I Have Reached Final(ish) Judgement On The Prince Harry Vs. Ed Sheeran Proposal Debate