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A Clown Is Running For Congress And The Mainstream Media Is Begging Me To Make A Circus Joke: I Will Not

Mar 28

Mar 28 A Clown Is Running For Congress And The Mainstream Media Is Begging Me To Make A Circus Joke: I Will Not

Hawks Are Attacking Us Now And We Might As Well All Kill Ourselves

Mar 28

Mar 28 Hawks Are Attacking Us Now And We Might As Well All Kill Ourselves

Everybody's Kicking Russian Spies Out: Except For New Zealand Who Can't Find Any

Mar 27

Mar 27 Everybody's Kicking Russian Spies Out: Except For New Zealand Who Can't Find Any

Kremlin Promises A “Surprise” For Those Who Compare Them To Nazi Germany: Everything Is Fine

Mar 27

Mar 27 Kremlin Promises A “Surprise” For Those Who Compare Them To Nazi Germany: Everything Is Fine

HAPAYHN- EP 17. "Fruitcake"

Mar 27

Mar 27 HAPAYHN- EP 17. "Fruitcake"

I've Found The Most Garbage Person In The Whole World: Meet The Guy Who Urinates On Gas Station Snack Displays

Mar 26

Mar 26 I've Found The Most Garbage Person In The Whole World: Meet The Guy Who Urinates On Gas Station Snack Displays

RIP Craiglist Missed Connections: We Barely Knew You

Mar 25

Mar 25 RIP Craiglist Missed Connections: We Barely Knew You

This Guy Who Makes His Son Fight: Tries To Fight The Other Kid For Beating Up His Son: Needs To Pick A Side

Mar 24

Mar 24 This Guy Who Makes His Son Fight: Tries To Fight The Other Kid For Beating Up His Son: Needs To Pick A Side

Mom Gives 1-Year-Old A Marijuana Cigarette On Facebook Live: Turns Out You Can't Do That

Mar 23

Mar 23 Mom Gives 1-Year-Old A Marijuana Cigarette On Facebook Live: Turns Out You Can't Do That

This Week In "Terrible Ideas": Woman Dies From Live Bee Sting Acupuncture

Mar 22

Mar 22 This Week In "Terrible Ideas": Woman Dies From Live Bee Sting Acupuncture

Guy Busted In JFK With 9 LBS Of Cocaine Taped To His Legs: Um I've Seen Both Seasons Of Narcos So I Think I Know How To Smuggle Coke Better Than This

Mar 22

Mar 22 Guy Busted In JFK With 9 LBS Of Cocaine Taped To His Legs: Um I've Seen Both Seasons Of Narcos So I Think I Know How To Smuggle Coke Better Than This

If Any Fish Is Fooled By This Spying Fish Robot, Then Fish Are Far Dumber Than I Thought: Which Was Pretty Dumb.

Mar 21

Mar 21 If Any Fish Is Fooled By This Spying Fish Robot, Then Fish Are Far Dumber Than I Thought: Which Was Pretty Dumb.

Old Woman Burning Rubber And Having No Regard For Her Own Life Or The Life Of Her Mobility Scooter Is Must Watch News

Mar 21

Mar 21 Old Woman Burning Rubber And Having No Regard For Her Own Life Or The Life Of Her Mobility Scooter Is Must Watch News

Little Kid Fucks Around In The Mud And Finds A Rare Fossil

Mar 21

Mar 21 Little Kid Fucks Around In The Mud And Finds A Rare Fossil

Ben Carson Buys A $31,000 Dining Set With Tax Payer Money And, In The Dumbest Move Imaginable, Blames His Wife

Mar 20

Mar 20 Ben Carson Buys A $31,000 Dining Set With Tax Payer Money And, In The Dumbest Move Imaginable, Blames His Wife

Official Analysis Of Prince Harry And Meghan Markle's Choice Of Wedding Cake: Lame Or Not?

Mar 20

Mar 20 Official Analysis Of Prince Harry And Meghan Markle's Choice Of Wedding Cake: Lame Or Not?

Bunch Of Middle Schoolers In Trouble With Parents For Starting A Fight Club: In Trouble With Me For Taking My Generation's Cool Thing

Mar 20

Mar 20 Bunch Of Middle Schoolers In Trouble With Parents For Starting A Fight Club: In Trouble With Me For Taking My Generation's Cool Thing

Bunch Of Alpacas Are Getting Rabies: Introducing 7 Original HABAYHN Potential Movie Pitches Based On Absurd News

Mar 20

Mar 20 Bunch Of Alpacas Are Getting Rabies: Introducing 7 Original HABAYHN Potential Movie Pitches Based On Absurd News

HAPAYHN- Ep. 16 "Domhnall Gleeson, Hit Us Up Buddy"

Mar 20

Mar 20 HAPAYHN- Ep. 16 "Domhnall Gleeson, Hit Us Up Buddy"

If You Put Hitler In Your Book About The Top 10 Most Inspirational Leaders Then You Gotta Write A New Book

Mar 19

Mar 19 If You Put Hitler In Your Book About The Top 10 Most Inspirational Leaders Then You Gotta Write A New Book